geroniimo:

“games with female protagonists don’t sell”

suddenly every penny given to the tomb raider and metroid franchises disappears

portal and resident evil no longer sell out at stores

bayonetta is never to be seen again

half of the final fantasy games vanish into thin air

female protags have never sold

it was all a lie

kisskicker:

Prince Gumball’s path to the throne was brutal. Fionna wasn’t around during the Sugar Wars; Gumball distracts her by acting super bland and wearing disco pants.

Marshall Lee knows the truth, but as Chaotic Neutral, he just can’t bring himself to give a shit.

ETA: Nhyworks just gave me the amazing pun ‘Game of Scones.’ Brb dying ok.

ponyboy-draws:

iv come to dismantle the patriarchy 

(Source: idagetsfit)

methodistcoloringbook:

well i just spit lemonade all over my desk

hamburgay:

Tumblr giveaway. Must be following me. Everyone is winner. Everyone gets to follow me. My posts are prizes. Enjoy blog friends.

spookygaydean:

spookyjessy:

faygobuttsex:

AM the weather.

FEAR ME

I AM THE ONCOMING STORM.

ireallyhatecornnuts:

printsun:

carameltigress:

Y’remember how people hated how Cheerios promoted bi-racial families?

yaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

I’m fucking DYING over here omg <3

eveningoutwithyourqirlfriend:

Animal Cross-Dress and Fuck Your Gender Roles: New Leaf.

bluedogeyes:

Jimquisition : The Creepy Cull of Female Protagonists (via The Escapist)

“The game industry doesn’t want female characters. That is allegedly the message publishers have been sending to developers.

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As female characters get hidden from the front covers of games and projects with leading ladies are passed over in favor of more Gun Bros being bros with their guns, it might be time to admit, even if you don’t want to, that videogames has some issues with women. Like, a lot of them. Creepy ones, in fact.”